In the good old days when the concept of email was new and exciting I used to receive (and send) loads of round robin-type emails.
I soon grew to detest these junk-like mutterings, especially the chain mail ones that promised something really bad would happen to me if I didn't forward it to seven of my closest friends within 24 hours of receipt. These ones always managed to find their way into my trash can pretty damn quickly. Ditto all the ones that wanted me to "sign" a petition of one form or another.
These days I very rarely receive these types of emails (thank goodness), but every now and then one of my staffers sends me something that brings a smile to my face. Earlier this week I tittered over my keyboard at a list of dumb answers given to quiz questions posed on British TV and radio. They're too good to keep to myself, so I present them here for your amusement...
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester.
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